Santa Claus Is Checking Your Bud...

Santa Claus Is Clipping Your Bud

I changed this one a little bit. Didn't like the wording.

FAP Conference

FAP Conference

Tennessee  (Cherokee: ᏔᎾᏏ) is a U.S. state located in the Southeastern United States. Tennessee is the 36th most extensive and the 17th most populous of the 50 United States. Tennessee is bordered by Kentucky and Virginia to the north, North Carolina to the east, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi to the south, and Arkansas and Missouri to the west. The Appalachian Mountains dominate the eastern part of the state, and the Mississippi River forms the state's western border. Tennessee's capital and second largest city is Nashville, which has a population of 626,144.[4] Memphis is the state's largest city, with a population of 670,902.[5]

The state of Tennessee is rooted in the Watauga Association, a 1772 frontier pact generally regarded as the first constitutional government west of the Appalachians.[6] What is now Tennessee was initially part of North Carolina, and later part of the Southwest Territory. Tennessee was admitted to the Union as the 16th state on June 1, 1796. Tennessee was the last state to leave the Union and join the Confederacy at the outbreak of the U.S. Civil War in 1861, and the first state to be readmitted to the Union at the end of the war.[7]

Tennessee furnished more soldiers for the Confederate Army than any other state, and more soldiers for the Union Army than any other Southern state.[7] Tennessee has seen some of the nation's worst racial strife, from the formation of the Ku Klux Klan in Pulaski in 1866 to the assassination of Martin Luther King in Memphis in 1968. In the 20th century, Tennessee transitioned from an agrarian economy to a more diversified economy, aided at times by federal entities such as the Tennessee Valley Authority. In the early 1940s, the city of Oak Ridge was established to house the Manhattan Project's uranium enrichment facilities, helping to build the world's first atomic bomb.

Tennessee has played a critical role in the development of many forms of American popular music, including rock and roll, blues, country, and rockabilly. Beale Street in Memphis is considered by many to be the birthplace of the blues, with musicians such as W.C. Handy performing in its clubs as early as 1909.[8] Memphis was also home to Sun Records, where musicians such as Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison, and Charlie Rich began their recording careers, and where rock and roll took shape in the 1950s.[9] The 1927 Victor recording sessions in Bristol generally mark the beginning of the country music genre and the rise of the Grand Ole Opry in the 1930s helped make Nashville the center of the country music recording industry.[10][11] Three bricks and mortar museums recognize Tennessee's role in nurturing various forms of popular music: the Memphis Rock N' Soul Museum, the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum in Nashville, and the International Rock-A-Billy Museum in Jackson. In addition, the Rockabilly Hall of Fame, an online site recognizing the development of rockabilly in which Tennessee played a crucial role, is based in Nashville.

Tennessee's major industries include agriculture, manufacturing, and tourism. Poultry, soybeans, and cattle are the state's primary agricultural products,[12] and major manufacturing exports include chemicals, transportation equipment, and electrical equipment.[13] The Great Smoky Mountains National Park, the nation's most visited national park, is headquartered in the eastern part of the state, and a section of the Appalachian Trail roughly follows the Tennessee-North Carolina border.[14] Other major tourist attractions include the Tennessee Aquarium in Chattanooga, the Sunsphere in Knoxville, Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, the Parthenon, the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum, and Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, and Elvis Presley's Graceland residence and tomb in Memphis. -Wikipedia

The Unabombers Homemade Gun

The Unabombers Homemade Gun

Very Rare Bible Found

Very Rare Bible Found

Redneck Dad Thanksgiving: Turkey Hunting

Redneck Dad Thanksgiving: Turkey Hunting

Redneck Thanksgiving Turkey Hunting Meme:

 I shot my first turkey today. 

It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section of the supermarket.

Thanksgiving Day Zombie Turkey

Thanksgiving Day Zombie Turkey

Zombie Turkey

This is why you do not thaw a turkey in warm water

Can you thaw a turkey in warm water? - NO!

Never defrost a turkey in warm water. Warm water is too warm and bacteria can start growing on the outside of the turkey before the middle and inside are thawed. You can also safely thaw a turkey in a microwave provided you start roasting it immediately afterwards.

Cold Water Thawing Times - How To
Allow about 30 minutes per pound.

First be sure the turkey is in a leak-proof plastic bag to prevent cross-contamination and to prevent the turkey from absorbing water, resulting in a watery product.

Submerge the wrapped turkey in cold tap water. Change the water every 30 minutes until the turkey is thawed. Cook the turkey immediately after it is thawed.

Cold Water Thawing Times
4 to 12 pounds …… 2 to 6 hours
12 to 16 pounds …… 6 to 8 hours
16 to 20 pounds …… 8 to 10 hours
20 to 24 pounds …… 10 to 12 hours

A turkey thawed by the cold water method should be cooked immediately. After cooking, meat from the turkey can be refrozen.

Cat Scan Machine With No Cover - Terminator

Cat Scan Machine With No Cover - Terminator

Hostess Twinkie: R.I.P. Funeral

Hostess Twinkie: R.I.P. Funeral 

Original Picture is from Facebook via:

The Everlasting GOP Stoppers via Trena D.

The Twinkie is an American snack cake that was made and distributed by Hostess Brands. They were marketed as a "Golden Sponge Cake with Creamy Filling".

On November 16, 2012, production of the product ceased after the company's announcement that it would cease operations, pending liquidation.

Twinkies were invented in Schiller Park, Illinois in 1930 by James Alexander Dewar, a baker for the Continental Baking Company.[2] Realizing that several machines used to make cream-filled strawberry shortcake sat idle when strawberries were out of season, Dewar conceived a snack cake filled with banana cream, which he dubbed the Twinkie.[3] He said he came up with the name when he saw a billboard in St. Louis for "Twinkle Toe Shoes".[4] During World War II, bananas were rationed and the company was forced to switch to vanilla cream. This change proved popular, and banana-cream Twinkies were not widely re-introduced. The original flavor was occasionally found in limited-time promotions, but the company used vanilla cream for most Twinkies.[5] In 1988, Fruit and Cream Twinkies were introduced with a strawberry filling swirled into the cream. However, the product was soon dropped.[6] Vanilla's dominance over banana flavoring would be challenged in 2005, following a month-long promotion of the movie King Kong. Hostess saw its Twinkie sales rise 20 percent during the promotion, and in 2007 permanently restored the banana-cream Twinkie to its snack lineup.[7]

In January 2012, Twinkie manufacturer Hostess filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.[4] Twinkie sales for the year ended December 25, 2011 were 36 million packages, down almost 2% from a year earlier.[4] Hostess said customers have migrated to healthier foods.[4] In November 2012, Hostess announced that is was ceasing production of all its products and liquidating all assets, but it hopes to be able to sell its more popular brands to other manufacturers.[1]

Twinkies are still produced in Canada by Saputo Incorporated's Vachon Inc., which owns the Canadian rights for the product from Hostess and not effected by the actions state side.[8]

Ingredients

Enriched wheat flour, sugar, corn syrup, niacin, water, high fructose corn syrup, vegetable and/or animal shortening – containing one or more of partially hydrogenated soybean, cottonseed and canola oil, and beef fat, dextrose, whole eggs, modified corn starch, cellulose gum, whey, leavenings (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, monocalcium phosphate), salt, cornstarch, corn flour, corn syrup, solids, mono and diglycerides, soy lecithin, polysorbate 60, dextrin, calcium caseinate, sodium stearoyl lactylate, wheat gluten, calcium sulphate, natural and artificial flavors, caramel color, yellow #5, red #40. -Wikipedia

Hostess Twinkies E-Card: Well Played Mayans

Hostess Twinkies E-Card: Well Played Mayans

As the End Of Days nears, the plot thickens

So Twinkies which were supposed to survive a nuclear holocaust,

die 3 weeks before the end of the world?

Well Played Mayans

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Soon... Evil Plotting Boxes

Soon... Evil Plotting Boxes

Meme, Soon... Evil Plotting Boxes picture. Funny office humor photos of fold up boxes that look like they have eyes, mouths and arms...

Late Term Abortion Amendment

Late Term Abortion Amendment 

White gangsta thug meme
This is why abortion should be legal all the way up the 72nd trimester.

Picture of a white teenager gangsta, wigger, wannabe street hoodlum throwing gang signs wearing a red bandana which would be The Bloods or even  Norteños who are
Aligned with La Nuestra Familia. He is also sporting a Thug Life tattoo on his stomach. 

Guide on how to identify gang colors: Link

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Cupcake Wars Just Got F'n Real

Cupcake Wars Just Got F'n Real

Meme - Cupcake Wars, Just Got F'n Real. 

Two housewives wearing only kitchenware doing battle in their birthday suits.

Business Cat: Clean Litter Box

Business Cat: Clean Litter Box

You have failed to adequately clean my litter box. 

I have no choice, I'm going to have to let you go.

donald trump the apprentice you're fired meme hair idiot moron ivanka trump hot

Scumbag Stevie: Makes Out With You

Scumbag Stevie: Makes Out With You

Lady Scumbag Steve Meme. Scumbag Stevie:
Makes out with and gives you a stiffy, laughs and walks away.