George Costanza - Jerk Store
Quotes
[George is eating
all the shrimp]
Riley: Hey George,
the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
George Costanza:
Yeah, well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you.
Riley: What's the
difference? You're their all-time best seller.
George Costanza:
Yeah well... I had sex with your wife.
Board member: His
wife is in a coma.